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Unsweetened iced tea
Refreshing but so bitter
Feels like punishment

31

Hey, Dunkin' Donuts,
Why are you open all night?
College kids' food porn.

30

McDonald's menu
Early 1970's
Fast sweets like haiku

29

Irish comfort food
Meat, starch, Guiness, laughter, hugs
"Boil it, baby!"

28

Turns out it's all true
Stop eating bread, you lose weight
Steak and eggs, baby

27

Eight dollar fro-yo
Way too much fun with toppings
Heaping, frozen meal

26

What makes weight loss hard?
Cars, chairs, remotes, ads, and signs
That say "Free Refills"

25

I can't speak of it
The horrendous torture day
Chocolate rabbit

24

Blissful creation
Simple yogurt and berries
Better than candy

23

At my most bloated
From salt, hormones, or the moon
I am blob woman

22

I figured it out.
Sugar equals lust for more.
A vicious cycle.

21

Talking about fat...
There's power in suggestion.
I soon feel fatter!

20

Multivitamins
Gummy fruit, tastes like candy
How is this healthful?

19

Half-priced cake slices?!
What is this plot against me?
My feet took me here.

18

Downward facing blog
My Haiku is like yoga
It's my own version!

17

I lost two pounds. Two.
Scale is old and moody, so
Does that even count?

16

It clouded over
Excuse for watching Netflix
You coach potato

15

Get off your booty.
Stop snacking. Get off the web.
Said my love handles.

14

Clutter. Food. Discuss.
Does cleaning curb appetite?
No. Cleaned house. Ate cake.

13

Sundays mean DINNER
Meaty, starchy, buttery
Husband cooked. Blame him.