64

Flavor Thesaurus
In-depth book on taste duos
(Chocolate plus all foods)

63

"Babe" film's 'Baa-Ram-Ewe'
Like Earth's message to wise up
Or we'll be bacon!

62

Thanksgiving menu:
Turkey, brussel sprouts, carb, carb,
Carb, carb, carb, carb. Nap.

61

November food bores
Unless it is Thanksgiving
One week until pie!

60

5:30 a.m.
Early, no hunger, and yet
I dream of muffins

59

Post-Halloween crash
Too much sugar and darkness
I am a zombie

58

Undercooked burger
Low quality, cold, mushy
One bite, I feel sick

57

Hibernation rears
Padding made of hot chocolate
Bread, soup, sleeping in

56

Use five-spice powder
In banana bread. Kapow!
Coffee time blasts off

55

Saturday morning
Grey rain, hot coffee, blanket
A day for puddings

54 (about 35)

Disordered haiku
Featured ice cream store has changed
Replaced old with AMAZING

53

Husband's one-hued meal
Pasta, bread, milk, and pudding
But he cooked, so...Yes!

52

Strawberry mochi
Pillowy, cold, sweet surprise
Tiniest ice creams

51

Dark chocolate hidden
Behind boxes of pasta
Pantry of secrets

50

Meows are birds' songs
Throat-stuck, gut-stuck hunter scars
The first thing swallowed

49

I will stay, she said
Right here in my backyard tent
Iced tea forever

48

Dangerous combo
Produce stand next to baked goods
Farmers' market angst

47

Long time, no haiku
I have been eating seafood
Edible haiku

46

Elephants at meals
Ignored, denied, shut away
But now, they are free

45

Whole funnel cake, gone.
I do not recommend this.
Deep-fried kitchen sponge.

44

Juiced veggie breakfast
Carrot, beet, apple, spinach
The perfect mixture

43

Sesame ice cream
Mitsuwa in Edgewater
Tastes like love wisdom

42

Yesterday's coffee
Reheated, ashy reject
And yet, I love it

41

Summer salad bowl
July 4th weekend remnants
Cold asparagus

40

Bowl on the counter
Milk left after Cheerios
Cat invitation

39

Buttery biscuit
Fingertips, lips, arteries
Glistening canvas

38

Peaceful cup of joe
So rudely interrupted
8am chainsaws?!

37

Quinoa and berries
A surprisingly good mix
Haiku worthy? Sure!

36

Recipe: nuts, seeds
Coconut, dried fruit, and milk
Protein "cereal!"

35

There is no reason
To have mass-produced ice cream
I want Hay Rosie!

34

Unsweetened iced tea
Refreshing but so bitter
Feels like punishment

33

I have to say this
Hershey just is not tasty
Tangy-sweet butter

32

Is a cat who has
Never eaten fish like a
Chocolate-less human?

31

Hey, Dunkin' Donuts,
Why are you open all night?
College kids' food porn.

30

McDonald's menu
Early 1970's
Fast sweets like haiku

29

Irish comfort food
Meat, starch, Guiness, laughter, hugs
"Boil it, baby!"

28

Turns out it's all true
Stop eating bread, you lose weight
Steak and eggs, baby

27

Eight dollar fro-yo
Way too much fun with toppings
Heaping, frozen meal

26

What makes weight loss hard?
Cars, chairs, remotes, ads, and signs
That say "Free Refills"

25

I can't speak of it
The horrendous torture day
Chocolate rabbit

24

Blissful creation
Simple yogurt and berries
Better than candy

23

At my most bloated
From salt, hormones, or the moon
I am blob woman

22

I figured it out.
Sugar equals lust for more.
A vicious cycle.

21

Talking about fat...
There's power in suggestion.
I soon feel fatter!

20

Multivitamins
Gummy fruit, tastes like candy
How is this healthful?

19

Half-priced cake slices?!
What is this plot against me?
My feet took me here.

18

Downward facing blog
My Haiku is like yoga
It's my own version!

17

I lost two pounds. Two.
Scale is old and moody, so
Does that even count?

16

It clouded over
Excuse for watching Netflix
You coach potato

15

Get off your booty.
Stop snacking. Get off the web.
Said my love handles.

14

Clutter. Food. Discuss.
Does cleaning curb appetite?
No. Cleaned house. Ate cake.

13

Sundays mean DINNER
Meaty, starchy, buttery
Husband cooked. Blame him.

12

College reunion
Big one coming up too soon
Bleep bleepity bleep

11

Do calories count
If I forgot what I ate?
Haha. If only.

10

Robins in my yard
Plump-bellied beetle grabbers
Want salt on that, guys?

9

Pizza day at work
Amazing progress, for me,
Two slices, not four.

8

Beautiful day out
I could walk, bike, hike, or run.
Foiled again. WORK.

7

The scale turns on me
Did I not ask for mercy?
It must be broken

6

Waffle House, lost love
Menu listing calories
Ignorance was bliss

5

I love birthday cake.
Bad luck not to eat it. Twice.
Diet dilemma.

4

Regular or small
Food sizes are confusing
Pick the small. Stand tall.

3

Learn to love my form
Heard, understood, acknowledged
But everything changes

2

Is there a secret
Over 40 and puffy
Must find antidote

1

Weight loss imminent
stuck in a molasses bog
jeans tight for too long