34

Unsweetened iced tea
Refreshing but so bitter
Feels like punishment

33

I have to say this
Hershey just is not tasty
Tangy-sweet butter

32

Is a cat who has
Never eaten fish like a
Chocolate-less human?

31

Hey, Dunkin' Donuts,
Why are you open all night?
College kids' food porn.

30

McDonald's menu
Early 1970's
Fast sweets like haiku

29

Irish comfort food
Meat, starch, Guiness, laughter, hugs
"Boil it, baby!"

28

Turns out it's all true
Stop eating bread, you lose weight
Steak and eggs, baby

27

Eight dollar fro-yo
Way too much fun with toppings
Heaping, frozen meal