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What makes weight loss hard?
Cars, chairs, remotes, ads, and signs
That say "Free Refills"

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I can't speak of it
The horrendous torture day
Chocolate rabbit

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Blissful creation
Simple yogurt and berries
Better than candy

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At my most bloated
From salt, hormones, or the moon
I am blob woman

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I figured it out.
Sugar equals lust for more.
A vicious cycle.

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Talking about fat...
There's power in suggestion.
I soon feel fatter!

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Multivitamins
Gummy fruit, tastes like candy
How is this healthful?

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Half-priced cake slices?!
What is this plot against me?
My feet took me here.

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Downward facing blog
My Haiku is like yoga
It's my own version!

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I lost two pounds. Two.
Scale is old and moody, so
Does that even count?

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It clouded over
Excuse for watching Netflix
You coach potato

15

Get off your booty.
Stop snacking. Get off the web.
Said my love handles.

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Clutter. Food. Discuss.
Does cleaning curb appetite?
No. Cleaned house. Ate cake.